Show me the flash. And then I’ll show you my cash. And maybe I’ll even give you some it. But then again, I think you might want to consider giving me a discount after you’ve read through this lot.
I’m here scratching your back, showing you how to get Instagram followers fast, not just get them, get them super-fast, not in days or weeks but like, how about this, in a matter of hours. Because that’s how Instagram rolls, right? Right. So, after you’ve zipped through my eight motivations here and your back’s no longer itchy and scratchy, hmm, get this, my back is a bit itchy right now, you can scratch my back.
And by that time, wouldn’t it be great, you really will be able to offer me freebies and super-duper discounts. I may be a superb influencer and all but I’m not that rich. I’ve also got bills to pay, you know, and ai-yai-yai, they’re catching up with me again. Zippety-zap. Let’s go for it.
You need that visual feed. You’ve got to be able to boost your sales. You must be using Instagram already, like really, yesterday already. You’ve got to tell us some great stories. We’re all waiting. Different strokes for different folks? Sure, but never mind that, you’ve got to be rolling with the folks who have got similar things in common with you. And that’s how it rolls on Instagram.
You must use Instagram to keep you posted on the latest trends in your neck of the woods. And on Instagram. Speaking of which. Instagram. Speaking of Instagram, it’s awesome. Hear this, not more than a billion busy folks are active on Instagram at any time of this day. That’s got to be some kind of record, right? Right. Oh, and then there’s just one more point I want to add in here. That will be number eight.
You know what they say; eight is enough. Speaking of which. Hashtags. Speaking of hashtags. Ever heard of those? Come on! Of course you have. You see them every day of your life nowadays, even down at the coffee shop or the grocery store, it’s on their till slips, see. And what did you see? Instant promos and reminders and such things. Like I said, eight is enough. Heck, in an Instagram post I don’t want to ever see more than three. So, here’s the next and last thing. You’ll need to become a hashtag scientist.
Not too shabby, no. Got pretty much all of what I wanted to tell you in. And I’m not going to be waffling any more of your time away. Because round the corner, I’m now going to be waiting to have my back scratched.
I’ll be looking out for your hashtag. I’ll be looking out for something really bright and buzzy on my platform in the next few hours. But if you leave me hanging on ‘til then, well, it won’t even be that long.